What idiot allowed carrying loaded assault weapons in the public?

Senator Charles "Dick Pic" Schwertner from Georgetown.

Texas Senator Charles Schwertner was involved in a dick pic scandal at the University of Texas. According to Fox News (yes, Fox even covered it)

Schwertner allegedly texted the student, “I just really want to f--- you,”  and sent her a photo of what appeared to be his genitals in the shower. The image does not show his face, officials said, and the student never responded to the message.

According to the Houston Chronicle it seems that someone else had access to Schwertner's cell phone and encryption app as well as a pic of Schwertner's dick. That anonymous person sent the dick pic. How they obtained a pic of Schwertner's dick while he was in the shower is still unknown. But I digress.....

Schwertner sponsored the permit less carry bill allowing anyone to walk in public, free of harassment from law enforcement, with loaded assault weapons which includes wannabe GI Joes in full body armor, cartel members, and drug dealers. My State Representative Dennis Paul co-sponsored the bill.

What kind of idiot thinks this is safe? If you saw someone dressed like a cartel member walking down your street you can call the police but they cannot do anything. They can't ask if they are licensed to carry, because they do not have to have a license to carry. They can't ask if they are felons or otherwise not allowed to carry that weapon. They only time they can take action is when it is too late.

BTW. Schweriners wife filed for divorce.

Fact Check: Is it now illegal to chain a dog in Texas? No.

When it comes to the humane treatment of dogs, Greg Abbott is still a dick.

Texas Senate Bill 5 was passed during one of many special sessions called by Governor Abbott concerning "relating to the unlawful restraint of a dog; creating a criminal offense." This bill makes it illegal to use a chain to restrain a dog but it does NOT make it illegal to restrain a dog with a rope or tether.

According to the bill a dog cannot be tethered without access to food, water, and shelter and the tether cannot be less than 5 times the length of the dog or 10 feet. This is just an incredibly stupid bill. A responsible dog owner would not have a dog unless they have a fence and it is able to run freely. Restraining a dog for it's entire life with a chain or rope or tether is cruel. It's just plain hillbilly mean yet the bill does not stop this from happening. Take a moment and read the gdamn bill. #NoPlaceButTexas

Sec. 821.102.  UNLAWFUL RESTRAINT OF DOG; OFFENSE. (a) An
	owner may not leave a dog outside and unattended by use of a
	restraint unless the owner provides the dog access to:
	(1)  adequate shelter;
	(2)  an area that allows the dog to avoid standing water
	and exposure to excessive animal waste;
	(3)  shade from direct sunlight; and
	(4)  potable water.
	(b)  An owner may not restrain a dog outside and unattended
	by use of a restraint that:
	(1)  is a chain;
	(2)  has weights attached;
	(3)  is shorter in length than the greater of:
	(A)  five times the length of the dog, as measured
	from the tip of the dog's nose to the base of the dog's tail; or
	(B)  10 feet; or
	(4)  is attached to a collar or harness not properly
	fitted.

Why do you have to be a dick about everything: Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Leave it to Greg Abbott to celebrate the death of 2 protestors in another state.

After the verdict in the Kyle Rittenhouse case Greg Abbott jumped for joy, opened his damn pie hole, and just couldn't resist being a dick about everything by sending a congratulatory tweet. The lives of two families have been changed forever. They lost a loved one because a 17 year old with a loaded assault weapon crossed state lines to join in a protest and shoot two people to death. 

The least Abbott could do was to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Abbott joins the others in the bag of dicks like Scott Bowen, Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, Steve Stockman and more. 

Why do you have to be a dick about everything? CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen

CCISD Trustee, Scott Bowen, is a Qanon republican. He won a seat on the CCISD school board and has served his party well by disrupting, disrespecting, and being a dick about everything. His latest childish dickishness was on full display, and on camera, at the last public comment session of the committee monthly meeting. Video below.

The public comment period of the CCISD meetings has become a Qanon free for all with conspiracy theorists, unqualified individuals giving medical advice, and former candidates like Christine Parizo who lost by 25 points whining about losing by 25 points. Those in the audience clap and cheer even though clapping and cheering is against the rules committee, and against common sense decency of civilization. It's what we call in Texas a shitshow.

Bowen showed his dickness when a parent was distributing a document to each of the Trustees. She wore a mask because I believe she was being careful about COVID. As she passed by Bowen he played coughed on her then turned to Trustee Cottrell who joined him for a good laugh. It was all quite funny poking fun at a parent concerned about bringing a deadly virus back to her kids at home. Bowen just couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a dick about everything. He did a great job.

I wonder if Bowen coughed on Scott Apley's wife and infant child during his funeral. Apley was another Qanon, COVID denier, Dickinson City Councilman, and member of the Republican Party Executive Committee. He died of COVID.

Bowen jumps into the Bag of Dicks with Mark Henry, Randy Weber, Steve Stockman, the Galveston Young Republicans, Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and many many more.

Another Trump brown nose enters the race: Galveston County Judge Mark Henry

There is nothing worse or more embarrassing than a ass kisser, especially in Texas. Galveston County Judge Mark Henry joins the race and sticks his nose up trump's butt in a way that would make any Texan blush.

Galveston County Judge Mark Henry has committed $6.6 million from county funds to building the border wall that won't be built in order to please his shadow president and Governor Abbott who also has his head stuck up trump's butt looking for votes. According to the Houston Chronicle:

The order also dedicated up to $6.6 million, or 10 percent, of the funds allocated to the county through the American Rescue Plan to help with the construction of a permanent border wall once a plan is finalized, Henry said. Additionally, the order established a task force that will coordinate with the state Department of Public Safety to determine how law enforcement can best help at the border.

Texas has a long history of calling out kiss asses. We ridicule them. We call them suck ups, boot lickers, brown losers, and more. Now the once great Republican Party is racing to kiss the loser's ass in order to gain his support. What a bunch of cowards.

Henry joins Governor Abbott, Texas Attorney General Paxton and Land Commissioner Pedro Bush in the race to kiss ass.

Texas Republican Party adopts new slogan: We are Stormy Daniels!

 

This is what happens when you elect a nut job as the head of your party.

The Republican Party elected Allen West, a 1 term, far right,  conspiracy theorist, nut job, Congressman from Florida. They also elected a Harris county chair that posted a clearly racist meme. This is the new Republican Party. This is who is in charge. West has now endorsed a new slogan that represents their party well "We are the storm". The slogan has a history. From the Houston Chronicle:

The slogan, “We are the storm,” uses nearly identical language to a popular rallying cry among followers of the debunked theory, known as QAnon. On Thursday, The New York Times cited the party’s new motto as an example of how QAnon has permeated official Republican circles.

The slogan comes from the conspiracy theory nut jobs in Qanon. (Qwee-non or Qway-non or Qualude). Qanon makes the Texas Tea Party look like a bunch of Bernie Sanders liberal lefties.  They are truly the far, far right of the far right of the party. They are loons. Delusional. They are the new Republican Party.

WTF happened to you guys?

Texas Gov Greg Abbott is truly crippled

As they say "When he tells you who he is, believe him."

I would have written another one of my "Why do you have to be a dick about everything?" post, joining the ranks of Sid Miller, Louie Gohmert, the Harris County Republican Party, the Young Republicans of Galveston, and others, but Abbott deserves worse or better. Being a dick about everything seems to be par for Abbott. 

This weekend Chick-Fil-A announced it would discontinue donations to anti-gay organizations. According to Fox News:

Chick-fil-A has announced it will focus on donating to initiatives that further its “mission of nourishing the potential in every child” in 2020 — and that it will no longer be giving to two organizations that it had previously received backlash for donating to in previous years: the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and The Salvation Army.

Salvation Army? Really? 

Texas Governor Greg Abbott had to be a dick in a tweet issued shortly after the announcement.

Abbott is expected to represent all Texans. He may not like all Texans but he is expected to represent them. This stupid tweet was not necessary but it clearly shows who Greg Abbott is. Abbott is  truly  crippled. Morally.

The three faces of Tony Buzbee

Much like Donald Trump, when someone tells you Tony Buzbee is a rich, politically ignorant, jackass, believe them.

Buzbee, who is running for Mayor of Houston, likes to claim he is an "independent" yet has a history of massive donations to Donald Trump and the Republican Party and donations to the local Democratic Party to help wipe out Republican Judges in Harris County. (It worked!) There is nothing worse than someone who is two faced, willing to tell you what ever you want to hear depending upon who you are or, in the newest case, who you love.

It has been rumored Buzbee was cozy with one of the most homophobic, hateful,  "christians" in the Houston area. Now it is official. Hotze has officially endorsed Buzbee and we have pictures to prove it. This is who Buzbee is sucking up to:

“The illegitimate SCOTUS ruling does not name Texas, so fight those lousy bastards,” said Hotze, president of Conservative Republicans of Texas, a group influential in Harris County GOP primaries. “They hate God and want to let the Sodomites queer our country.”

Tony Buzbee is a rich, politically ignorant, jackass. Believe me.

What the hell is wrong with you? Arizona GOP Chairman Kelli Ward

One of these days the Democratic nominee running for any position needs to turn to their Trump republican opponent and just say "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Really just look right at them and ask "WHAT THE fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU?" and just let it sink in.

Case in point, Arizona GOP Chairman, Kelli Ward. Mark Kelly, wife of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, is running for Senator of Arizona. As you remember Congressman Giffords was severely injured in a mass shooting that left 6 individuals dead including members of her staff. Gabby's first questions, when she was able to talk, was to ask about her staff. Since then Gabby and Mark have become advocates for gun safety.

With that in mind, Kelli Ward, the Chair of the Arizona Republican Party and former candidate for Senator, thought it would be cute to send out a fundraising letter with the following:

“Support the Republican Party of Arizona today and, together, we’ll stop gun-grabber Mark Kelly dead in his tracks."

It just makes you want to ask her "What the fuck is wrong with you?". In fact someone already has done just that after Kelli went to twitter whining about being attacked for being a dick. Calling for her to resign is absolutely ridiculous. She is doing a fine job for the Democratic Party.

Why do you have to be a dick about everything? Tx Congressman Randy Weber

This is a Facebook post from a United States Congressman from Galveston Texas. This is a so called "Christian" who thinks it is funny to mock children who have been separated from their parents or those who have fled their country seeking the help from Christians such as Weber. Instead of finding compassion or legal process they find a United States Congressman, an "honorable" Congressman making fun of them living in filth, sleeping on the floor, and wondering if they have met a devil instead of a Christian. Weber joins his president and others in the Republican Party as a member of the "Why do you have to be a dick about everything" Club.

Weber isn't a Christian. He is a dick.

Why do you have to be a dick about everything: Galveston County Young Republicans

Every now and then you have to ask the question "Why do you have to be a dick about everything?".

The Republican Party is raising a new crop of dicks in Galveston County. Joining the bag of dicks which include Trump, Louie Gohmert, Sid Miller, and the Harris County Republican Party, the Galveston County Young Republicans reached down into their pants and whip out the following:

Children are dying, locked up in filthy cages not fit for a dog, and they think this is funny, cute. Congratulations to the GCYR for joining the bag of dicks.