Guidelines issued for the Houston Trump rally.

The following set of guidelines have been issued for the upcoming rally for President Donald Trump:

1. Arrive early. There will be long lines for security.
2. Remember this is a family event. Your signs and t-shirts should reflect our commitment to family values.
3. Do not bring confederate flags or nazi flags. If you do at the very least remove the pole. It will not be allowed into the event.
4. No guns allowed either inside or outside of the venue.
5. Do not threaten the media. Remember they have cameras.
6. Women enter at your own risk.
7. A small group of people will be asked to stand behind the stage. Please consider the offer or leave.
8. No Mexicans (except for a few behind the stage)
9. No Teachers
10. No Muslims (except for a few behind the stage)
11. No Federal employees including former FBI agents
12. No Blacks (except for a few behind the stage)
13. No Jews
14. No non-Christians

Have fun. Enjoy the event and don't forget your high blood pressure meds.