More emails from Gov. Mark Sanford

As a friend of mine said: Don't ever write something on an email that you don't want spread on the internet. It can be a huge buzz kill, much like the following chat room discussion with Gov. Mark Sanford:

Sanford has entered the room.
Sanford: Anyone here yet?

Newt has entered the room.
Ensign has entered the room.
Craig has entered the room.

Newt: Here!

Ensign: Me too!

Craig: I am not gay.

Vitter has entered the room.
Vitter: I did her!

Sanford: Thanks for coming. As you know I have sinned, got caught, and tried to cover it up. Damnit. I am screwed. Any advice?

Newt: Dont worry about it. Take a few years off, then run for President. republicans have a short memory. I mean, look at me! I' runing for frickin president of the frickin United States and the republicans haven't even blinked! We republicans forget quickly.

Ensign: I thought elephants never forget.

Newt: Yes, but their dicks are longer than their memory!

Ensign: You should know Newt. Divorcing your wife on her death bed. Wow. What a bastard! And yet you are now running for president!

Vitter: You should talk, John! You were porking the wife of someone who worked on your campaign ! Double wow!

Ensign: Yea but at least she wasn't a frickin high paid hooker! Or gay.

Craig: I am not gay. What?

Levy has entered the room.
Levy: Dewds!

Newt: Levy!!!!!!! The dean!

Sanford: Dewwwwwd! Got your tan on?

Vitter: Waaaaaaaaaassssssup????

Craig: Levy! I am not gay.

Vitter: Now Levy is the dean! Porkin the governors daughter and the republican party put him on the stage of the convention clapping their asses off for him! Shit we couldn't remember we were the "family values" party for one frickin night! You rock! Free beer. Free publicity. Free food. And a hand full of butt.

Levy: Hey. At least I wasn't married and screwing around! Vitter? Newt? Ensign? Sanford? Craig? And I wasn't an elected official shooting my mouth off about family fuckin values. I was a 17 year old with raging hormones, a big wanger, who practiced safe sex, at least most of the time.

Sanford: Yeah. Right. How did that work out for you?

Levy: Screw you governor!

Newt: LMFAO!!

Ed has entered the room.
Ed: Hi dudes. Ed from Harris County Tax Assessor office here.

Sanford: You aren't using your work computer are you?

Newt has left the room.
Vitter has left the room.
Sanford has left the room.
Levy has left the room.
Craig has left the stall.

Ed: Hello? Anyone? Leo? Chuck?