I just can't believe Limbaugh would give us the opportunity to make fun of him. Again.WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.I mean how hard can it be to slip your upper in someone else purse?
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
Maybe the Oxyicon made him *&^%ing crazy. Or he lost his hearing so now he wanted to go *&^%ing blind overdosing on Viagra. I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase "Are you *&^%ing blind?". Which would complete the tri-fecta of being deaf, dumb, and blind.
All of this could be quite arrousing, especially for Rush, and for a long time. In fact all of the speculating on why Rush Oxyicon Limbaugh had illegal viagra is a bit premature.
Geez. I need a shower. No better yet, I think I need to set my self on fire.
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An update:
Just heard that because of his possession off illegal viagra, his radio show is going to yank him off.
oh please pass the gasoline!
Call the American Family Association - alert James Dobson!
Uh, isn't El Rushbo between wives at the moment, or did I miss his betrothal to number 4?
Why would any unmarried conservative Christian need Viagra?
Sex outside of marriage is a sin. Conservative Christians are not permitted by God's laws to engage in fornication - that would destroy the "sacred institution of marriage"
Expose Limbaugh as the hypocrite he is.
I agree. What was he going to do with two bottles of viagra?
Go fucking blind? Literally?
"Go fucking blind"
John, you are too funny. So this confiscation of his illegal prescription is for his own good. If his listeners really care about limpballs, then they should agree he needs to be committed or encarcerated before he hurts himself.
ha ha ha
Or before he goes BLIND!!!
Someone give him a hand! Uh.....
Inquiring minds want to know. If Limbaugh came back into the country with 29 Viagra pills in his possession, how many did he leave with? For that matter, how long was he gone? We can do the math. I hear he joked on his radio show today that somehow Bob Dole's luggage got confused with his. Ha ha. I suspect El Rushbo ain't going to be laughing when the prosecutor gets done with him. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving fellow.
Lets all hope the convicts in jail dont have viagra when he gets there.
I'm rereading what I think is the funniest blog post on the internet right now. With the funniest comments.
John, was there a pun intended with your comment about his show going to "yank him off?"
On reread, I found that very, very hilarious.
his radio station is going to yank him off.
Geez. I need to set myself on fire. A shower just wont do it.
Normally I'd try to pipe in with something funny...
...But you guys are a hard act to follow.
Since Limbaugh was caught with illegal viagra, he is now going to do hard time.
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